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He is one of America’s most prominent filmmakers. He has made many comedies and serious films that deal with subjects that have always interested him-the relationships of men and women, death, and the meaning of life. Actor, director, screenwriter, and playwright Woody Allen redefined film comedy during the 1970s, bringing a new measure of sophistication and personal complexity to the form. His movies are devoted subjects such as art, religion, and romance.<\/p>\n
He is a great artist and a man while remaining consistently entertaining, enlightening, and funny.<\/p>\n
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I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.<\/strong> What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.<\/strong> I don’t think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.<\/strong> I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.<\/strong> I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.<\/strong> I’ve never been an intellectual but I have this look.<\/strong> I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.<\/strong> I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.<\/strong> Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.<\/strong> Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.<\/strong> I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.<\/strong> As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree,’ probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.<\/strong> If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.<\/strong> Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.<\/strong> Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.<\/strong> I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.<\/strong> Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.<\/strong> I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.<\/strong> Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.<\/strong> When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.<\/strong> I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.<\/strong> I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.<\/strong> If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.<\/strong> If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.<\/strong> My one regret in life is that I’m not someone else.<\/strong> I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.<\/strong> I failed to make the chess team because of my height.<\/strong> I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.<\/strong> It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.<\/strong> A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.<\/strong> If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.<\/strong> Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.<\/strong> More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly.<\/strong> If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.<\/strong> His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.<\/strong> In Beverly Hills… they don’t throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.<\/strong> It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.<\/strong> Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable.<\/strong> I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said ‘No.’<\/strong> I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.<\/strong> I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final. You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.<\/strong> Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.<\/strong> Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.<\/strong> My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.<\/strong> Right now it’s only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.<\/strong> You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.<\/strong> He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.<\/strong> Marriage is the death of hope.<\/strong> The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.<\/strong> Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?<\/strong> Time is nature’s way of keeping everything from happening at once.<\/strong> Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought — particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.<\/strong> Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.<\/strong> In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.<\/strong> On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down .<\/strong> Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.<\/strong> He is one of America’s most prominent filmmakers. He has made many comedies and serious films that deal with subjects that have always interested him-the relationships of men and women, death, and the meaning of life. Actor, director, screenwriter, and playwright Woody Allen redefined film comedy during the 1970s, bringing a new measure of sophistication and personal complexity to the form. His movies are devoted subjects such as art, religion, and romance. He is a great artist and a man while remaining consistently entertaining, enlightening, and funny. 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